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Well, hello. I'm Jo, watch as I liveblog my breakdown.

The best way to figure out if I'm at university or not is how badly my blog is spammed with cats.

English.Twenty.Queer.

Geekery, SJ and general whinging.
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  • Dr. Chakwas: Shepard, what took you so long to come for us? I watched them die. They were processed. Tiny machines liquefied their bodies and fed them into these tubes. I'm all that's left.
  • Shepard: Well, Jacob had daddy issues. Grunt had to go through puberty. Oh, and Miranda had to meet her sister. You should have been there. It was so heartwarming.

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

taciturnous:

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

they are onto us

daricemoore:

via 

daricemoore:

via 

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

iamtheredheadedleague:

glenbulb:

Idris Elba eating a piece of chocolate.

dude

Idris Elba makes literally everything look really cool and it makes me cross

generalbriefing:

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

godsdammitk:

[gifs: set of 4. A woman wearing a sexy dress and looking in the mirror. Text is on three of the gifs and reads “Damn, girl, you look good!” “Whatcha don’ later?” “Can I get yo numbah?” The last gif is the woman shaking her cleavage.]

pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

#BABY  #pugs  

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

IS NO ONE GOING TO DISCUSS HOW MORRIGAN HAS BEEN WORKING FOR EMPRESS CELENE FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS.

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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